My friend Owen is visiting from Scotland and he decided to road trip to Niagra Falls. He also decided to take my 77 year old father with him. This is the text I recieved:

“Arrived in Canada. Your father sang the Canadian anthem to the border guard. I need a beer.” ???????

Posted on April 24, 2019

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Today’s situational diasability: dilated pupils after an eye exam. It really makes me appreciate iOS accessibility features like large text options.

Posted on April 23, 2019

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To all my friends out there observing the festival of Passover, Chag Sameach!

Posted on April 19, 2019

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Current status: Drowning in a sea of German pronouns. ????

Posted on April 19, 2019

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An outtake from our photoshoot, taken at the exact moment Brigit decided it was the right time lick me to death.

Posted on April 14, 2019

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Me and Brigit, just chillin before bed.

A selfie with my dog Brigit

Posted on April 14, 2019

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As we prepare to board our flight home, I leave you with this photo of the majestic Mexican hairless ground squirrel surveying its domain, like a lion overlooking the savanah. Heather calls him “Simba.”

Posted on April 13, 2019

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Release Notes scouting trip:
✅ Checked out venues
✅ Double checked staging
✅ Met with event coordinator
✅ Checked room selection
✅ Settled menus
✅ Met with A/V vendor
✅ Met with lighting vendor
✅ Tested resort restaurants ?
#ReleaseNotes2019 #LegitimateBusinessExpense

Posted on April 13, 2019

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