No empty middle seat for me. *sad trombone* ?

Posted on May 1, 2019

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At the moment I still have an empty seat next to me for the long overnight JFK-FRA flight. Keep your fingers crossed! ?

Posted on May 1, 2019

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Ha! In the Delta app, flights aren’t “delayed”, they are “Behind Schedule.”

Posted on May 1, 2019

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Here we go!

IND ✈️ DTW ✈️ JFK ✈️ FRA ? Bacharach ?⛴? ? ? Darmstadt & FemtoConf

Posted on May 1, 2019

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@manton It’s not critical at all, but do you have any idea why my previous Mocro.Blog post (at 6:04 PM EDT) didn’t get cross-posted to Twitter?

Posted on April 28, 2019

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Behold! The very last package of napkins left over from Release Notes 2017. Thank goodness we have another conference coming up, or I might have to actually go out and *buy* napkins like an animal!

Posted on April 28, 2019

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My friend Owen is visiting from Scotland and he decided to road trip to Niagra Falls. He also decided to take my 77 year old father with him. This is the text I recieved:

“Arrived in Canada. Your father sang the Canadian anthem to the border guard. I need a beer.” ???????

Posted on April 24, 2019

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Today’s situational diasability: dilated pupils after an eye exam. It really makes me appreciate iOS accessibility features like large text options.

Posted on April 23, 2019

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