Pro tip: When caramelizing onions, plan on it taking four times as long as the recipe calls for. All recipes lie about this.

Posted on March 25, 2021

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PSA: I think I finally figured out the reason my websites were repeatedly being flagged as phishing sites by Google. I use a ServerAlias to create an alt URL during development, and generally leave them active when done. These alt URLs seem to be triggering Google’s algorithm.

Posted on March 22, 2021

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Spring has sprung!

Posted on March 20, 2021

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Just got registered for my COVID vaccine! ?

Posted on March 16, 2021

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And that, my friends, is open water in the middle of the lake. A first sign of Spring! ?

Posted on March 7, 2021

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Campbell’s Soup rejected tag line:

Cream of Mushroom Soup—“Now with less mushroom!”

Posted on March 7, 2021

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Shoveling the driveway counts as a “Snow Sports” workout, right?

Posted on February 15, 2021

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Today I paid someone $300 to change 8 characters of code, and I was happy to do it because he knew which 8 characters to change and I didn’t. What took him 4 hours to diagnose and fix would have taken me four days. That’s close enough to a win for me.

Posted on February 11, 2021

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