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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my brother’s iPhone—with over 43,000 unread emails. That icon badge would give me panic attacks! ?

The biggest source of churn for RelaNet is the death or retirement of a customer. I don’t think there’s anything I can do to improve that metric.
Pro tip: When caramelizing onions, plan on it taking four times as long as the recipe calls for. All recipes lie about this.

PSA: I think I finally figured out the reason my websites were repeatedly being flagged as phishing sites by Google. I use a ServerAlias to create an alt URL during development, and generally leave them active when done. These alt URLs seem to be triggering Google’s algorithm.



