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Posted on August 7, 2019

Today is “infrastructure day” here at RelaNet HQ. I’m kicking Comcast to the curb and having Gigabit fiber installed to the premises. I can’t even imagine how much faster it will be to search the web for funny cat videos! ?

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Posted on August 5, 2019

A regular walks into my lunch spot and the bartender welcomes her with, “You want the usual?”

She replies, “Yeah, but not the macaroni and cheese. Just the wine.”

And now I really want to know what her regular order is! ?+?+❓

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Posted on July 28, 2019

It’s cleaning day in the Perry house. As much as it pains me to part with any book, my loss is the library’s gain. ?

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Posted on July 27, 2019

Good as new. She’ll never know! ?

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Posted on July 27, 2019

I hope this was all worth it for the hummus. (Don’t tell Heather about the mess.)

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Posted on July 23, 2019

Indianapolis isn’t a hub airport, so really good flight deals originating from IND are pretty rare. Well today I found round trip flights from Indianapolis to Zurich for only $356! ? …and then I discovered that I couldn’t travel on the available dates. ?

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Posted on July 22, 2019

Bordeaux and guacamole: That’s a valid pairing, right?

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Posted on July 22, 2019

From the standard footer of an accountant’s email: “Please Note: The word SECURE in the subject line of our email encrypts data when communicating client-specific information. Please leave the word SECURE in the subject line.”

(A) No it doesn’t. (B) This is why RelaNet exists.

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